Now, I understand why some people might be skeptical about reopening an amusement park when there are still blindingly fast, 180-pound predators roaming around. But the fact of the matter is, velociraptors are intelligent, shifty creatures that are not going to be contained any time soon, so we might as well just start getting used to them killing a few people every now and then.

Source: Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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